where’s the fucking rent
“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”
“But I already talked to the FBI.”
"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"
$72. I can’t help feeling this is aimed at a younger crowd…
is this actually porn?? Like WTF!!
I…cannot even. *fans self*
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
My favourite thing is that there is already fic wherein Clint gets off a flight from being away on a mission, turns on his phone, and goes oh fuck as his phone explodes with about a trillion increasingly angry messages.
This is hysterically funny. Read. Just…read.
LOOK AT THE NEW COVERS FOR SABRIEL AND LIRAEL.
rwbwby you really have to read these books.
so cool omg. I have the whole trilogy in my kindle but I’m thinking of buying hard copies just for these covers.
America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
oh my god this made me laugh so hard.
6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.
This is why Bucky doesn’t do press conferences.
I cannot even.
The most magnificent Archeress costume I have ever seen.
I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR THIS DRESS/OUTFIT.