Wicked girl for a wicked world

marauders4evr:

J.K. Rowling on Disabilities and Illnesses

(Thank you mischief-managed-7 for the screenshots!)

I’ll be honest. I’m not quite sure what to think. On the one hand, I find myself thinking, ‘Not good enough.’ On the other hand, the information that’s presented is…interesting. I’m not sure how to feel about the fact that Muggle disabilities are immediately cured in the wizarding world. Thoughts?

Where does it say that disabilities are immediately “cured”?

raelee:

seanbonner:

sweetums:

Peaches Sold as Sexy Butts in China

BUTTS

Just peachy.

EmilianaDarling, you need to see this.

raelee:

seanbonner:

sweetums:

Peaches Sold as Sexy Butts in China

BUTTS

Just peachy.

EmilianaDarling, you need to see this.

hannibal-and-dory:

star-anise:

ofools:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

(via into-the-weeds)

billtheradish is a divine being!! :D

Well, we already knew that. :P

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

hannibal-and-dory:

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

Time freezing! That would be nice

What the hell is “literary manipulation”? I change the content of books?!!!? Why would I do that???

geekymerch:

(via Mass Effect Garrus Vakarian Plush Doll by atelierciel on Etsy)

ginger-schnapps:

last-snowfall:

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors…

My best friend of 20 years lives half the fucking world away. That plus all you lovely people means I thank all deities for the Internet. Daily.

ginger-schnapps:

last-snowfall:

hannibal-and-dory:

last-snowfall:

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t…

Do eet do eet do eet.  Seriously.  I am So Bored.  And the kitten is a tiny ball of purry love.

last-snowfall:

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

learn to use the internet, telephone, long-distance transportation, never lose a real friend again

Hey guys!!! Of those friends on here I have known for ten years, only one lives in my city, and most of them I met over the internet.  Ain’t technology grand.

last-snowfall:

hannibal-and-dory:

last-snowfall:

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Advanced game: Okay Forget “If”, I’d Just Like To Know WHO Is Responsible For My Unironic Use Of “Darling” For Everyone I Talk To, FFS.

I don’t have enough long time friends left for this to apply to me

They were crappy friends. You can make better friends than them.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

(seriously, come visit me.  I have a kitten.)

last-snowfall:

goshawke:

voyeurchic:

Build me this…and lets make love under the stars at night.

…And wake up trying to claw our own faces off from all the mosquito bites.

AW LOOK, SHE ACCLIMATIZED!

We’re so proud of you!!!

last-snowfall:

goshawke:

voyeurchic:

Build me this…and lets make love under the stars at night.

…And wake up trying to claw our own faces off from all the mosquito bites.

AW LOOK, SHE ACCLIMATIZED!

We’re so proud of you!!!